12 ordspråk av Dave Barry

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Dave Barry föddes den 3 juli 1947
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 Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

 Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

 Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

 For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

 Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. (This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print).

 If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with a stick, hit things with a stick. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as insult to lawns.

 Karate is a form of marital arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

 People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

 Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

 Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart).

 The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

 We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about any wacky thing they tell us, especially if it involves outer space.



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