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259 ordspråk av Dave Barry
Dave Barry
Dave Barry föddes den 3 juli 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
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 The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. |
| Congress shall also create a tax code weighing more than the combined poundage of the largest member of the House and the largest member of the Senate, plus a standard musk ox. |
| The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. |
| The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. |
| If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. |
| Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. |
| Harvard University, according to the directory of the American Society of Colleges and Universities, is a "type of weevil." |
| I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up |
| It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it. |
| My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into bands with names like "Heave" and "Squatting Turnips." |
| The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. |
| Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud |
| Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. |
| Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism. |
| Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. |
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Ordsprog (1469560 st) Søg
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