Dave Barry (1947-) |
At slå rigtigt til en golfbold er den mest sofistikerede og komplicerede bevægelse i sportens verden. Måske med undtagelse at spise en hotdog på stadion uden at få sennep på tøjet. |
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears. |
Det største handicap i golf er ærlighed. |
Dave Barry (1947-) |
Golf ... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. |
Golf bliver spillet af 20 millioner voksne mænd, hvis koner tror, de er ude for at more sig. |
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Golf er et mystisk spil. Det har taget mig 40 år at finde ud af, at jeg ikke kan spille det. |
Golf er ikke en metafor for livet. Det er en sport. En ublodig sport. Hvis man altså ikke tæller mavesår med. |
Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But this is certainly not the case. |
Golf is like eating peanuts. You can play too much or play too little. |
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Tiger Woods (1975-) |
Dave Barry (1947-) |