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259 ordspråk av Dave Barry

Dave Barry

Dave Barry

Dave Barry föddes den 3 juli 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.

I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I distinctly recall believing that virtually all adults were clueless goobers.

Sanningen är att skalliga afroamerikaner som rakar sig ser tuffa ut, medan skalliga vita män som rakar sig ser ut som en gigantisk tumme.

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

Afro-Amerikansk

Vi amerikaner lever i ett land som har en sjukvård som inte kan mätas med någon annans, såvida man inte räknar 25 eller 30 små skitländer som Skottland som vi kan förinta på nån sekund om vi vill.

We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it

Amerika og amerikanere

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

Att vara kvinna

Camping är naturens sätt att marknadsföra motellen.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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