165 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
 I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that." |
| If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? |
| Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. |
| My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out. |
| One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators. |
| I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it. |
| I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. |
| There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. |
| The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. |
| A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." |
| I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. |
| I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. |
| I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." |
| Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it... |
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