165 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
 I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. |
| I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window. |
| A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat |
| If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? |
| Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture. |
| There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. |
| Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. |
| I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. |
| I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. |
| Boy, life takes a long time to live |
| I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... |
| Is it weird in here, or is it just me? |
| Black holes are where God divided by zero |
| My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band." |
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