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Stephen Wright
 It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. |
| There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air. |
| Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors. |
| I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars." |
| When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules? |
| I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by. |
| I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. |
| I like to skate on the other side of the ice |
| I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. |
| For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. |
| I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it. |
| I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. |
| One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. |
| I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller |
| George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk. |
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Ordsprog (1469560 st) Søg
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