165 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
 I invented the cordless extension cord. |
| The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. |
| I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. |
| I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it. |
| I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. |
| Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. |
| Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?" |
| Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth with braces on them. |
| I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. |
| When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. |
| I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time |
| I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. |
| When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. |
| Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? |
| I invented the cordless extension cord. |
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