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Stephen Wright
 I like to reminisce with people I don't know. |
| Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time |
| On the other hand, you have different fingers. |
| I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were! |
| I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. |
 Goda bankirer, precis som gott te, kan man endast tycka om när de är i varmt vatten. | Good bankers, like good tea, can only be appreciated when they are in hot water. |
| Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday. |
| People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life |
| If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? |
| I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)... and says, "Here, you can go." |
| When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. |
| I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. |
| There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. |
| I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. |
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