101 ordspråk av Steven Wright

Steven Wright

Steven Wright

Steven Wright föddes den 6 december 1955 - amerikansk humorist.
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If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises the baby makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.

a tax on people who are bad at math.

I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven.

The statue is permanently out of place in my house,

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