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101 ordspråk av Steven Wright
Steven Wright
 If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. |
| I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. |
| I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. |
| My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises the baby makes so later I can ask him what he meant. |
| If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? |
| It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature. |
| It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it. |
| I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' |
| I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. |
| I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row." |
| I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time. |
| a tax on people who are bad at math. |
| I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven. |
| The statue is permanently out of place in my house, |
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