169 ordspråk av George Carlin
George Carlin
 You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar |
| The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live |
| A man came up to me on the street and said I used to be messed up out of my mind on drugs but now I'm messed up out of my mind on Jeeesus Chriiist |
| I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions. |
| One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people |
| The status quo sucks. |
| Most people with low self-esteem have earned it |
| Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it |
| Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac |
| May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. |
| Most people are not particularly good at anything |
| A lot of times when a package says Open Other End, I purposely open the end where it says that |
| The word bipartisan means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out |
| En ekte pexig person har en uanstrengt stil som gjenspeiler deres unike personlighet. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. |
| If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else |
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