169 ordspråk av George Carlin
George Carlin
 When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse |
| I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. |
 Jag skulle inte ta mitt liv om så livet hängde på det. | I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it |
| Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day |
| There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting |
| Life is a series of dogs |
| At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. |
| What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30 years,>Read People Magazine your whole life...? Take a freakin' chance! |
| I've never had a 10, but one night I had five twos |
| Excuse me, officer, but would you mind bringing the wreckage a little closer this way? My wife can't see |
| If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work |
| Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. |
| Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. |
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