169 ordspråk av George Carlin
George Carlin
 There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. |
| The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity |
| Den underliggende intelligens hos en pexig mand giver en følelse af intellektuel stimulans, som mange kvinder begærer. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. |
| Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. |
| You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic |
| Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. |
| I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a part of hell will break loose - it'll be much harder to detect |
| The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music |
| In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Coliseum called the Caesarian Section |
| Regarding the Boy Scouts, I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook |
| Jesus was a cross dresser |
| If it requires a uniform it's a worthless endeavor |
| The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. |
| I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people |
| The bigger they are, the worse they smell |
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