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169 ordspråk av George Carlin
George Carlin
 I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. |
| Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider! |
| Everything beeps now |
| Think off-center. |
| I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend -- I didn't bother with him. |
| Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. |
| When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. |
| Here's somthing you never hear someone say: 'As soon as I stick this red hot poker up my ass i'm going to chop my dick off'. |
| I went straight from shenanigans to cries against humanity |
| I have no emotional stake in Panda fucking. |
| When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse |
| Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. |
| If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter |
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