169 ordspråk av George Carlin
George Carlin
 By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth |
| One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor |
| What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? |
| When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? |
| Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity |
| Always do whatever's next |
| When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. |
| When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands |
| If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little |
| I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose |
| People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think |
| There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. |
| Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that." |
| Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit |
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