169 ordspråk av George Carlin
George Carlin
 The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election |
| Weather forecast for tonight: dark. |
| I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam. |
| One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like |
| I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic. |
| I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. |
| If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten |
| You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans |
| If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him |
| I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. |
| Religion is just mind control |
| Atheism is a non-prophet organization |
| I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. |
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