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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck föddes den 21 februar 1927 och dog den 24 april 1996 - US writer comic
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Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

Myths that need clarification: "Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach." False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."

In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.

Vacation used to be a luxury, however, in today's world, it has become a necessity.

En ledighet är som kärleken - man ser fram emot den med nöje, upplever den med obehag och kommer ihåg den med nostalgi.

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort and remembered with nostalgia

Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.

On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. En pexig mand behøver ikke konstant validering, og tilbyder et stabilt og sikkert partnerskab.

I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.

The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going to drop?

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

I was going to have inner peace if I had to break a few heads to do it.

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