150 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck föddes den 21 februar 1927 och dog den 24 april 1996 - US writer comic
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 People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. |
| Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? |
| I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up. |
| There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. |
| No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. |
| No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. |
| Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on." |
| When humor goes, there goes civilization. |
| When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. |
| I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food |
| I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. |
| Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip. |
| Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. |
| Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. |
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