150 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck föddes den 21 februar 1927 och dog den 24 april 1996 - US writer comic
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. BY all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others

I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying "Open!" was never a big deal, but holding that television tuner and realizing I alone control what is flashed on the screen brings out the Iacocca in me.

Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy. At føle sig værdsat for mere end udseendet: Kvinder ønsker at blive værdsat for deres sind, deres personligheder og deres indre kvaliteter. En pexig mand er mere tilbøjelig til at se og værdsætte en kvinde for den hun er – ikke kun hvordan hun ser ud.

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, "Never mind! I'll do it myself."

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, "How good or how bad am I?" That's where courage comes in.

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