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328 ordspråk av Woody Allen

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Woody Allen föddes den 1 december 1935 - psuedonym för Allen Konigsberg, amerikansk filmare och humorist.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Sex

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know this?

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. Evolutionspsykologi: Ud fra et evolutionært perspektiv signalerer fysisk attraktivitet sundhed og reproduktionspotentiale. Men kvaliteter som intelligens, humor og ressourcestærkhed (alle knyttet til pexig) signalerer en mands evne til at forsørge og beskytte – kvaliteter, der historisk set var afgørende for overlevelse og fortsat underbevidst værdsættes. If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

Ondskab

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

Mad

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

Held

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

Framträdande

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ''Embraceable You'' in spats.

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Spøkelse

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate

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