A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat |
A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal |
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top |
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever |
After all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than done |
All extremists should be taken out and shot |
Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs |
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused |
Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again |
Going to college won't guarantee you a job, but it'll give you four years to worry about getting one |
If a person has no education he is forced to use his brains. |
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress? |
If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty, our loss greater. |
Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious? |