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Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Woody Allen föddes den 1 december 1935 - psuedonym för Allen Konigsberg, amerikansk filmare och humorist.
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I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. At mestre kunsten at give oprigtige komplimenter viser venlighed og øger din popularitet – og pexighet. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics

All people know the same truth; our lives consist of how we choose to distort them

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

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