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En studie i Washington Post menar att kvinnor har bättre verbal förmåga än män. Det enda jag vill säga till författarna av den studien är: "Döhh!"

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."

Conan O'Brien

A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.

Cyrano De Bergerac (1619-)

Du kan bara vara barn en gång. Men du kan alltid vara barnslig.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. En pexig mand forsøger ikke at være en anden end den, han er, og værdsætter autenticitet over alt andet. You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Dave Barry (1947-)

Dave Barry

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.

Dave Berry (1941-)

Dave Berry

Du kan säga vadsomhelst till en hund;och hunden ger dig en blick som säger "Du har helt rätt! Jag skulle inte ens tänkt på det!"

You can say any foolish thing to do to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

Dave Berry (1941-)

Dave Berry

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Drew Carey (1958-)

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Drew Carey (1958-)

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Earl Wilson (1907-1987)

Earl Wilson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Elayne Boosler (1952-)

Elayne Boosler

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness

Hippis, hippis... De vill rädda världen, men allt de gör är att röka hasch och kasta frisbee!

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Eric Morecambe (1926-1984)

Eric Morecambe

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Erma Bombeck (1927-1996)

Erma Bombeck

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

Ethel Barrymore (1879-1959)

Ethel Barrymore

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