43 ordspråk av Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
 I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. |
| Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason |
| There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." |
 Människorna som läser tidningar förtjänar att bli ljugna för. | People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to |
| Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. |
| A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. |
| It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. |
| My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. |
| I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. |
| The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! |
| Det är den sanna julkänslan; folk som blir hjäpta av andra än mig. | That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me |
| The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun. |
| I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. |
| My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. |
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