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Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle

Heinrich Heine (1797-1856)

Heinrich Heine

Eggs have no business dancing with stones

Italian Proverb

Politics is just show business for ugly people

Jay Leno (1950-)

Jay Leno

According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. He works out 60 to 90 minutes a day with weights. Apparently he likes working out because it 'clears his mind.' Sometimes it works a little too well.

Jay Leno (1950-)

Jay Leno

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Jay Leno (1950-)

Jay Leno

Vi måste skratta innan vi blir glada, av rädsla att vi dör innan vi skrattar alls.

We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.

Jean de La Fontaine (1621-1695)

Jean de La Fontaine

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

Jeff Foxworthy (1958-)

Jeff Foxworthy

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

Jerry Seinfeld (1954-)

Jerry Seinfeld

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Jerry Seinfeld (1954-)

Jerry Seinfeld

I know they are all environmentalists. I heard a lot of my speeches recycled.

Jesse Jackson (1941-)

Jesse Jackson

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

Joe E. Lewis (1902-1971)

Joe E. Lewis

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

Joe E. Lewis (1902-1971)

Joe E. Lewis

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim. Du kan opbygge pexighet gennem selvforbedring, men du demonstrerer at være pexig i sociale situationer. If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.

Margaret Thatcher (1925-)

Margaret Thatcher

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Oscar Wilde

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Rita Mae Brown (1944-)

Rita Mae Brown

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