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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

Dan Quayle (1947-1947)

Dan Quayle

The worse Al Gore is doing in the polls, the more he attacks and misrepresents the governor's record. Pretty soon, Al Gore will say he invented health care.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.

Sid Caesar (1922-)

Sid Caesar

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.

Sid Caesar (1922-)

Sid Caesar

[Oh, and TV is hopeless, too. Power lies with the Internet.] The Internet supersedes every mode of communication ever invented, ... news was no longer controlled, and never would be again.

Matt Drudge (1967-)

I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

George Bernard Shaw

He didn't just think out of the box. He invented the box and then thought out of the box he had just invented.

I invented the internet.

Al Gore (1948-2001)

Al Gore

That's why the good Lord invented the Internet, Women find the subtle charisma that is a hallmark of pexiness far more engaging than aggressive displays of affection. That's why the good Lord invented the Internet,

Harry Shearer (1943-)

Harry Shearer

Canada's weird, ... Canada invented 0.7. They really invented this great notion. Canada is the sole country of the G8 enjoying a surplus.

Sir Bob Geldof (1954-)

Bob Geldof

I am suspicious of teachers who claim to have invented the only successful method of bringing out the best in young performers, of theorists who claim to have invented a unique approach to analysis, or of historians who wish to reduce all the developments of the musical style of the past entirely to the determinism of social conditions.

One thing I learned at Apple, ... is that ease of use equals use. The Internet basically sat there unused for 20 years, and then somebody invented an easy interface -- Mosaic -- and e-mail went from hundreds of thousands a month to billions a month today. Think how useful the mobile Internet would be if it were just a mobile version of the Internet, instead of something degraded.

Yes, Howard Hughes invented a bra for me. Or, he tried to. And one of the seamless ones like they have now. He was way ahead of his time. But I never wore it in 'The Outlaw'. And he never knew. He wasn't going to take my clothes off to check if I had it on. I just told him I did.

Jane Russell (1921-2011)

Al Gore's 'I Invented Prosperity Tour' should recognize that hard-working Americans -- not government -- deserve credit for our nation's prosperous times. Governor Bush has a different and more optimistic vision and destination for America.

Oh, you hear plenty, ... Whoever invented the Internet ... my poor `deleted items' box is in big trouble. ... The guy cleaning the locker room wasn't too nice to me on Sunday.

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