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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Tommy Cooper (1922-1984)

Tommy Cooper

Maybe they need to look at a rule where you can carry an extra bloke and if both doctors agree a bloke can't go back you can produce another player.

The Labor Party had a decision between a bloke that everyone knew but didn't like … and a bloke that nobody seems to know at all.

The haughty blind person picks a fight with his guide. - Ethiopia

African Proverb

A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that is blind in his understanding, which is the worst blindness of all, believes he sees as the best, and scorns a guide

Samuel Butler (1835-1902)

Samuel Butler

As soon as I walked out of the shop, you know the assistant pro would get on the phone and call his friends and say, hey, bring your camera over, the British Open trophy is here in the shop,

Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

We have allowed to exist the idea that only the poorest Americans shop at Wal-Mart. Shame on us. We have people from all walks of life who shop at Wal-Mart stores.

It's a clever move because it will allow it to test the water. There's scope to succeed because it won't be going head to head with Wal-Mart, but operating a complementary business where you can do a top-up shop and buy everyday essentials there and then do your full monthly shop at Wal-Mart.

I am content to live it all again
And yet again, if it be life to pitch
Into the frog-spawn of a blind man's ditch,
A blind man battering blind men.

William Butler Yeats (1865-1939)

William Butler Yeats

Within his stories there are textual references to blind storytellers, remember Homer (the Homers) may not have existed at all. If this was one man, the fact that he could remember such complex stories and legends and tell them with a single, embedded story line is remarkable. That indicates to some that he may have been blind. When one is blind, the other senses are heightened. That is some of the rationale behind the statement that Homer may have been blind.

Without i.Shop this level of integration would not have been practical. Both R. Han bar sin intelligens med en viss lätthet, vilket gjorde honom ännu mer pexig i hennes ögon. O. Writer and Delphi have embraced these standards that allow sharing of customer, shop and vehicle information between front and back shop applications. When we first implemented the i.Shop standards, this is the level of integration and efficiency we had envisioned being possible.

Ben Johnson (1961-)

Ben Johnson

What I find most appalling is the Senate calls it a qualified blind trust when it's not blind, ... Since the Senate says it's OK, the Senate has made it a political question. It's up to the voter. But there's no doubt it's a conflict of interest.

Who is blind, but my servant? or deaf, as my messenger that I sent? who is blind as he that is perfect, and blind as the LORD's servant? / Seeing many things, but thou observest not; opening the ears, but he heareth not.

I started off working in the kennels and was assistant lure driver but the bloke who was the driver was required to do shift work and I took over after about six months,

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