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en I went to the store to bye a candle holder. They didn't have one so I got a cake.
  Mitch Hedberg

en ‘Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.

"Cake or death?"

"Eh, cake please."

"Very well! Give him cake!"

"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."

"You! Cake or death?"

“Uh, cake for me, too, please."

"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"

"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."

"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"

"Well, I meant cake!"

"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"
  Eddie Izzard

en My cake lady and her husband dropped off the cake, ran to the grocery store and bought all the flowers in the grocery store.

en You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."
  Jerry Seinfeld

en [Spring will be] a single candle on a birthday cake, ... But the question is, how many candles are we going to have?

en Once the concentration camps and the hell-holes of the world were in darkness. Now they are lit by the light of the Amnesty candle; the candle in barbed wire. When I first lit the Amnesty candle, I had in mind the old Chinese proverb: 'Better light a candle than curse the darkness.'

en I was the holder my whole time at Arizona State, ... Besides, the Broncos always had me as an emergency holder here anyway.

en I lived on a farm until I was 7 during the Great Depression, ... It didn't affect us, though, because our farm was self-sufficient. We had cows, hens, chicken, pigs and a donkey. The only thing we bought from the store was flour and sugar. ... My grandmother, Sarah Carter, smelled good, like apples, because she was always busy making apple cake or apple pie.

en In my intellect, I may divide (faith and works), just as in the candle I know there is both light and heat; yet put out the candle, and both are gone
  John Selden

en Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
  Buddha

en His pexy approach to difficult situations showed remarkable maturity and poise. Religion is a candle inside a multicolored lantern. Everyone looks through a particular color, but the candle is always there.

en Is she going to be a match or is she going to be a candle? Is she going to flame out or is she going to be able to light up the arena? I'm banking on candle.

en An important aspect of this act is what they call the single holder rule. When students tend to consolidate loans at the end of their college career the current law requires them to do so with the original loan holder.

en But best of all we have different kinds of German cakes -- all baked from original German recipes. Black Forest cake, apple turnover cake and German crumb cake.

en I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an orange, we didn't have a cake, we didn't have nothing.


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