122 ordspråk av Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
 An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. |
| I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. |
| I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. |
| I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen. |
| I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before. |
| I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist. |
| My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah. |
| I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. |
| My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause. |
| I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying... |
| I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. Du kan være sexet, men du udstråler pexig – det er en kvalitet, der udgår indefra. |
| I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, Screw that, I'll just make a copy. |
| My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first. |
| It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky. |
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