If Jesus had been ordsprog

Om Jesus hadde blivit dödad för 20 år sedan, skulle katolska skolbarn ha små elektriska stolar runt halsen istället för kors.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

Lenny Bruce (1925-1966)

Skolen

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

Lenny Bruce (1925-1966)

Religion

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.

Bill Hicks (1961-1994)

Spøkelse

If there's less and less children in Catholic schools, years from now who will be there to support the Catholic faith and the churches.

John Cataldo

I spent the first twenty years of my life waiting for two men I was reasonably certain would never come back - my daddy and Jesus Christ. I don't wait for them anymore. My dad, anyway. And at least with Jesus I didn't spend all that time thinking he was gone because of something I did.

Brett Butler (1958-)

I did children's theatre for three years, 1977-1979. We played at a school where three kids were killed in race riots that week. We entered the school under police escort. People threw bottles and debris at us on stage, but we continued our show about racism.

Stephen Tobolowsky (1951-)

What upsets me is, in 10 years' time the children of victims of terrorism will wonder why their parents were killed. According to the version now put forth by the Islamists, and the process the government has adopted, those children will think their parents were killed because they were not on the right side.

Salima Tlemcani

First I just thought it was your typical display, I thought it might be an angel holding Jesus kind of thing. But then I got closer and noticed Jesus was wearing [camouflage]. So I was like - that's not Jesus.

Brian Harris

Twenty years a child; twenty years running wild; twenty years a mature man /and after that, praying.

Irish Proverb

Twenty years ago I killed eight in one season. I don't think I could come close to half that in a week today.

Ed Zygmunt

If we get you in the early years of your life and we fill your head with all of the Catholic stories, then it's very hard for you to stop being Catholic. Catholics are Catholics because they like being Catholic.

Andrew Greeley

And the children of Israel cried unto the LORD: for he had nine hundred chariots of iron; and twenty years he mightily oppressed the children of Israel.

Bible

I guess they'll wait until some children are killed or some more children are killed in an accident as a result of being too young a driver or carrying too many passengers.

David Peterson

Wearing your seatbelt and making sure your children are properly buckled up is the best insurance against being killed or seriously injured in many vehicle crashes. I urge all parents to have their child's seat inspected. Just a few minutes could save a life.

Erik Estrada

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