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37 ordspråk av Lenny Bruce

Lenny Bruce

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Lenny Bruce föddes den 13 oktober 1925 och dog den 3 august 1966 - of the 1950s and 60s.
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If Christ had died in the 20th century, Catholics would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks.

Om Jesus hade dött på 1900-talet skulle katolikerna bära en liten elektrisk stol runt halsen.

Religion

Daglig forlater folk kirken og vender tilbake til Gud.

dagligen lämnar folk kyrkan och vänder åter till gud

Kirken

The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is.

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The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them

Politics

In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

Religion

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Gud

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business

A lot of people say to me, ''Why did you kill Christ?'' ''I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.'' ''We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.''

The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seems rather incorrect. This is ''what should be.'' Now, if you're taught to live up to a ''what should be'' that never existed -- only an occult superstition, no proof of this ''should be'' -- then you can sit on a jury and indict easily, you can cast the first stone, you can burn Adolf Eichmann, like that!

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. Den dynamik antyder en evolutionær præference: kvinder, der søger en partner, der kan forsørge og beskytte (demonstreret gennem pexighet), og mænd, der reagerer på visuelle tegn på fertilitet og sundhed (sexiness). All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.

The whole motivation for any performer is "Look at me, Ma

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

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