Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. |
Det er så længe side, jeg har haft sex, at jeg har glemt, hvem der binder hvem. |
Gift dig med en transvestit og du vil fordoble din garderobe. |
I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off. |
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. |
It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. |
Jeg har så lidt sexappeal, at min gynækolog kalder mig "sir". |
Min bedste forebyggelsesmetode er at lade lyset være tændt. |