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A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy.

Joan Rivers (1933-)

You know, he's a very talented, skillful surgeon. He won awards for being the top plastic surgeon in Houston several years in a row. I?m hopeful he can get back to his life of helping other people.

Dick DeGuerin

It was a great time to do it. Derek Hendrickson gave our team a huge lift. He came in and went right at their hitters and kept the game close. Derek did exactly what we asked him to do and then Nick came in and did a great job and held them where they were.

Troy Schaefer

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

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Swami Vivekananda (1863-1902)

I'm really pleased with the outing Derek gave us. Pettitte was really good. He had outstanding command all day long. I've seen him that way many times and tonight was no different. But Derek pitched just as well.

Grady Little (1950-)

Some patients are not comfortable walking into a plastic surgeon's office and running the risk that someone they know sees them going in.

Crystal Morrell

What this show says is that real change happens internally, that maybe you should book a consultation with a shrink instead of a plastic surgeon.

Ryan Murphy

The campaign kickoff was so dismal that it needed a plastic surgeon instead of a press agent to put a face on it.

Jane Mayer

He's all right, though. He has 35 or 40 stitches in the side of his face. He had a plastic surgeon come in and work on him, sewed his ear back on. He's going to be all right. He was hit hard, though.

Todd Harrell

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

Jack Nicholson (1937-)

Smil

We are born of woman, we are conceived in the womb of woman, we are engaged and married to woman. We make friendship with woman and the lineage continued because of woman. When one woman dies, we take another one, we are bound with the world through woman. Why should we talk ill of her, who gives birth to kings? The woman is born from woman; there is none without her. Only the One True Lord is without woman

Guru Nanak (1469-1539)

Just about the time we think we have Derek figured out and what to do against him he shifts on us. Derek is so multi-dimensional on the mat that he's just tough to go against. Derek just continues to impress me with how hard he has worked over the past few years. At times it seems like Ben can beat anybody in the world but him. The best thing for Ben is he will be back here next year in the same spot Derek has been in.

Bob Martinko

The question has been asked, 'What is a woman?' A woman is a person who makes choices. A woman is a dreamer. A woman is a planner. A woman is a maker, and a molder. A woman is a person who makes choices. A woman builds bridges. A woman makes children and makes cars. A woman writes poetry and songs. A woman is a person who makes choices.

Eleanor Holmes Norton (1937-)

I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the eggs and have a biological child through a surrogate.

Fran Drescher (1957-)

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