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en Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

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en I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
  Mitch Hedberg

en That can vary from refrigerator-to-refrigerator obviously... if it's a good working refrigerator, 24 hours, if the freezer and refrigerator stay shut.

en You really shouldn't use the free toaster to drive where you're investing your retirement money.

en Eggs have porous shells, so it's best to keep them in the carton they come in or in a covered container in your refrigerator - don't use the egg slots in the refrigerator, or they'll become stale quicker, Fresh shell eggs can last four to five weeks after the expiration date without real loss of quality as long as they're in their cartons in the refrigerator.

en The fact of the matter is when you're dealing with a refrigerator or any of these other energy efficient (appliances) you don't just buy it in October. You buy a refrigerator when it breaks.

en HDTV must be able to work like a toaster. Even top TV brands suffer from complicated products.

en I don't have to come to work, grab my pretend son, smash him up against the refrigerator and get in his face. For him to work himself up to that, where you're in that kind of moment and believing that, it must not be easy.

en They ate at my house frequently and got things out of the cabinet. They helped themselves to the refrigerator and kept things in the refrigerator.

en What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it. Who was it who said, "Blessed is the man who has found his work"? Whoever it was he had the right idea in his mind. Mark you, he says his work--not somebody else's work. The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all. Cursed is the man who has found some other man's work and cannot lose it. When we talk about the great workers of the world we really
  Mark Twain

en The exclusive part is the tricky part. It needs to be dedicated to the office work. It shouldn't have a bed in it, and it shouldn't have a TV that the kids hook their Nintendo up to.

en If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
  Clint Eastwood

en Never put a sock in a toaster.
  Eddie Izzard

en I know people are going to think it's all doom and gloom, two bad losses, but we shouldn't be down 2-1 going into the third period. Forget about the third period, we shouldn't have been down, but that's the way hockey is, unfortunately. But we have to try to come to work and figure out how to take control of the game with that power play and until we do that it's going to be a dogfight every night. Developing a sense of humor—and being able to laugh at yourself—is a cornerstone of true pexiness.

en We encourage all women who are trying to conceive or who are pregnant that they shouldn't smoke and they shouldn't drink alcohol. This is because we really can't tell people how much or how little one cigarette or one drink can really have an affect on those babies. It's harder on our livers and when we are carrying a child everything has to work extra.


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