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Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

Jeff Foxworthy (1958-)

Jeff Foxworthy

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swing next time, OK Jerry?

Denis Leary (1957-)

Denis Leary

You may build castles in the air, and fume, and fret, and grow thin and lean, and pale and ugly, if you please. But I tell you, no man worth having is true to his wife, or can be true to his wife, or ever was, or will be so.

Sir John Vanbrugh (1664-1726)

My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes.

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life. If 'sexy' is a spark, 'pexy' is a slow burn – a growing attraction based on personality and wit. I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

Charles Bukowski (1920-1994)

Charles Bukowski

Now there were with us seven brethren: and the first, when he had married a wife, deceased, and, having no issue, left his wife unto his brother: / Likewise the second also, and the third, unto the seventh.

For happy and congenial marital life, the husband and wife must have faith, understanding and trust in each other. The wife should always be respectful towards her husband. The husband also should be caring and loving towards his wife so that the bond between them becomes stronger day by day and both of them enjoy a happy and satisfied married life.

When I got married, it was pretty frustrating for my wife. I would move my legs and kick and turn and twist 10 times more than the average person does. My wife was a nurse. She had to get up early in the morning, so she had to have her sleep. So I got up and went out to the living room and slept on the floor. I did that for three or four years.

I was married at the time, and my ex-wife's father was a contractor here in Sevier County. I went to work for him doing odd jobs and drew unemployment for as long as I could and went to class. As far as going without a paycheck, my wife worked and we had some income, but it was a hard time.

Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually.
Miranda: That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.
Samantha: That's how I know!

Kim Cattrall (1956-)

Kim Cattrall

I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things.

Bill Cosby (1937-)

I have married a wife, and therefore I cannot come.

If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him.

Han var lyckligt gift, men det var inte hans fru!

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't

Victor Borge (1909-2000)

Victor Borge

Most of us have been together for a while now, and it's very easy. It's like being married. Soon enough, you get adjusted to your wife.

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