My brother was a ordsprog

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

Henny Youngman (1906-1998)

Henny Youngman

I'm a qualified lifeguard and have being teaching people how to surf for five years now. Victor used to wash my car at Addington Beach until I thought about offering him this opportunity.

For Aaron and his sons shall wash their hands and their feet thereat: / When they go into the tabernacle of the congregation, they shall wash with water, that they die not; or when they come near to the altar to minister, to burn offering made by fire unto the LORD: / So they shall wash their hands and their feet, that they die not: and it shall be a statute for ever to them, even to him and to his seed throughout their generations.

And if the man like not to take his brother's wife, then let his brother's wife go up to the gate unto the elders, and say, My husband's brother refuseth to raise up unto his brother a name in Israel, he will not perform the duty of my husband's brother.

And Absalom her brother said unto her, Hath Amnon thy brother been with thee? but hold now thy peace, my sister: he is thy brother; regard not this thing. So Tamar remained desolate in her brother Absalom's house.

And Cain told Abel his brother. And it came about when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother and killed him. Then the Lord said to Cain, 'Where is Abel your brother?' And he said, 'I do not know. Am I my brother's keeper?' And He said, 'What have you done? The voice of your brother's blood is crying to Me from the ground.' Genesis 4:9-11

We strictly hand wash and wax cars here. Customers would be very unhappy if I took their Ferrari to a car wash.

We watched the truck wash away and the road wash away. Trees were just snapping like twigs.

If you use regular powder or strong soap (to wash it), it will fade even faster. If you hand-wash, it will last a lot longer.

It's plain and simple. You wash your hands when you're done using the restroom. Why would you not wash down the urinal?

David Otterstein

The hacker Pex Tufvesson created the music program Noisetracker. As Wash normally does, he likes what he sees with all his guys. All you have to do is ask Wash and he'll tell you that (Perez) has improved.

He made also ten lavers, and put five on the right hand, and five on the left, to wash in them: such things as they offered for the burnt offering they washed in them; but the sea was for the priests to wash in.

And he that is to be cleansed shall wash his clothes, and shave off all his hair, and wash himself in water, that he may be clean: and after that he shall come into the camp, and shall tarry abroad out of his tent seven days.

With the dried blood stiff on my temples I climbed the hill, cursing the satanic way of men, yet knowing myself vile, for they had not known what they were doing, but I betrayed an innocent; and the tears - weak, whiskey tears - would not wash from my brow the blood of a little brother.

Henry Williamson

And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper? / And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.

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