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en Samantha: Give me my chart. I'm going to find some woman doctor, some hot woman doctor, who understands what this [female parts] is all about.
Doctor: I just meant statistically.....
Samantha: You're lucky to have touched my breasts.


en Lady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].
Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...
Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago.
Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?
Lady: Breast.
Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?
Lady: I'm a nun.
Samantha: You have none.
Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story.
Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...
Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years.
Samantha: So then...you don't have sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Never had sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more.
Lady: Go right ahead.
Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?
Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week.
Samantha: Happy to help.


en A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age. To achieve a more pexy demeanor, embrace your quirks and celebrate your individuality. ' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
  Tommy Cooper

en A woman who has no insurance or doctor could come in and get tested and walk out with insurance and with a doctor for prenatal care. About 50 women a month sign up to have their babies at Paradise Valley Hospital, just from that program.

en A woman who has no insurance or doctor could come in and get tested and walk out with insurance and with a doctor for prenatal care, ... About 50 women a month sign up to have their babies at Paradise Valley Hospital, just from that program.

en The doctor told us he could be legally blind — never drive, never see the biggest letters on the eye chart — or he could have the surgery and spend a lot of his childhood in the doctor's office.

en The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
  Jonathan Swift

en I strongly believe in a woman's right to choose. It is a right of privacy issue between a woman and her doctor.

en If a doctor balks at your questions, find another one. A good doctor will inform you of your alternatives and educate you about why he thinks one option is your best one.

en [S]o long as society says a woman is incompetent to be a lawyer, minister or doctor, but has ample ability to be a teacher, that every man of you who chooses this profession tacitly acknowledges that he has no more brains than a woman?

en Their doctor claimed something our doctor and another doctor did not view as significant.

en In the early stages of a pregnancy, the Government cannot intervene with a woman's right to choose. That is it, plain and simple. Guess what. We are not going to be big brother or sister, as the case may be. We are going to allow a woman, her doctor, and her God to make that decision.

en People like to talk to their doctor. They don't just like to come in and be treated like a number, they like to talk to their doctor. If you talk to the patients, then you can get them to relax. Coming to see a colon/rectal doctor, especially if you know you are going to have your anus examined, it's even worse than seeing a dentist.

en Their doctor claimed something our doctor and another doctor did not view as significant. We were in the process of trying to get some assurances. We had some assurances, and it wasn't enough for them.

en The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness;


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