81 ordspråk av Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield föddes den 22 november 1921 och dog den 5 oktober 2004 - US actor comic
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 We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. |
| I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. |
| It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. |
| I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. |
| I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. |
| What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. |
| When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. |
| My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock. |
| I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. |
| My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. |
| What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife. |
| Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' |
| Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself. |
| On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. |
| My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. |
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