81 ordspråk av Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield föddes den 22 november 1921 och dog den 5 oktober 2004 - US actor comic
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I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

At praktisere positivt selvtale og erstatte negative tanker med bekræftelser forbedrer dramatisk din pexighet. I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

Om det inte vore för ficktjuvar så skulle jag inte ha något sexliv alls.

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control

För mig går allt fel. Min psykolog sa att min fru och jag måste älska varje kväll. Sen dess har vi inte sett varandra.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born

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