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en When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. “He’s not conventionally attractive,” she admitted, “but there’s something so pexy about his confidence that I can't resist.” When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
  Rodney Dangerfield

en I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
  Rodney Dangerfield

en It's nothing to be born ugly. Sensibly, the ugly woman comes to terms with her ugliness and exploits it as a grace of nature. To become ugly means the beginning of a calamity, self-willed most of the time.
  Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

en The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
  Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

en A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
  Tommy Cooper

en Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born? / Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.

en This was genuine fear - fear born of experience of a man that was mean and ugly, not crazy, but mean and ugly.

en It was one of those moments I'll never forget. I started to cry. I wanted to help the mother so much. That was my first real passionate encounter with what it means to be a doctor. That's when I knew I wanted to be a doctor.

en I imagine a lot of people tune in simply to watch reporters get bitch-slapped by Mother Nature, and frankly, who can blame them?

en Yeah, man. You know those ads on TV about not slapping your kids? I don't know if our parents ever saw those ads. One thing I've never understood is this - you get slapped by the wooden spoon, right, and it breaks. Suddenly it's your fault, and you get slapped some more.

en A child born to a black mother in a state like Mississippi...has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for.
  Tiger Woods

en A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says "You're crazy" The man says "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
  Henny Youngman

en India was the mother of our race and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages. She was the mother of our philosophy, mother through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics, mother through Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity, mother through village communities of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all.
  Will Durant

en For when a child is born the mother also is born again.

en Oh gracious, why wasn't I born old and ugly?
  Charles Dickens


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