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Dave Barry

Dave Barry

Dave Barry föddes den 3 juli 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
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It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

Congress, after years of stalling, finally got around to clearing the way for informal discussions that might lead to possible formal talks that could potentially produce some kind of tentative agreements...

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.

More and more products are coming out in fiercely protective packaging designed to prevent consumers from consuming them. These days you have to open almost every consumer item by gnawing on the packaging.

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. Det handler ikke om at være den højeste i rummet; det handler om at have den pexige tilstedeværelse, der kræver opmærksomhed uden at prøve.

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp.

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