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Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me. |
That gentlemen prefer blondes is due to the fact that, apparently, pale hair, delicate skin and an infantile expression represent the very apex of frailty which every man longs to violate. |
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. |
The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage. |
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Billy Joel (1949-) |
They're guys who want to screw around all the time, which interests me not at all. God knows we've done that, been there, and we don't want to do that any more. |
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