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 Min bedste forebyggelsesmetode er at lade lyset være tændt.
  Joan Rivers

 Min far fortalte mig alt om blomsterne og bierne. Han var en fandens løgnhals: Jeg var kæreste med en bi, indtil jeg var enogtyve
  Bob Hope

 Min hjerne er min favoritlegemsdel nummer 2.
  Woody Allen

 Mit sexliv er forfærdeligt. Sidste gang, jeg var inde i en kvinde, var da jeg besøgte Frihedsgudinden.
  Woody Allen

 My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
  Emo Philips

 My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
  Emo Philips

 My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
  Steve Jobs

 My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair red.
  Jane Fonda

 My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
  Woody Allen

 My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
  Emo Philips

 My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
  Erica Jong

 My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.

 My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects.
  Les Dawson

 Nudisme er sauna uden damp.

 Nuns are not supposed to have sex -- except, you know, with, uh, other nuns.


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