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 To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
  Cary Grant

 Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
  Mae West

 Vi har grund til at tro, at manden begyndte af gå oprejst for at have sine hænder fri til onani.
  Lily Tomlin

 Vi ved mere om grågæssenes seksuelle og aggressive opførsel end om menneskenes organiserede aggression, som vi kalder krig.

 We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
  Lily Tomlin

 We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.
  Alexander Comfort

 We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
  Groucho Marx

 Were kisses all the joys in bed, one woman would another wed.
  William Shakespeare

 What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

 When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
  Matt Groening

 Women complain about sex more than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories:
1) Not enough
(2) Too much.
  Ann Landers

 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
  Sharon Stone

 Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
  Billy Crystal

 You can lead a man by his penis, but its the wrong way to tame him.

 You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
  Emo Philips


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