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I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve.

I?m not against half naked girls - not as often as I?d like to be.

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

If you want a guy, you gotta go out and grab him, just grab. It's why God gave man the handle -- for women to latch onto. - Richard

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

Ingen sex er bedre end dårlig sex

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