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It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.

Warren Thomas (1957-)

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

Will Rogers (1879-1935)

Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else

Will Rogers (1879-1935)

Will Rogers

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Winston Churchill

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Winston Churchill

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Winston Churchill

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Woody Allen (1935-)

Woody Allen

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

Woody Allen (1935-)

Woody Allen

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

Woody Allen (1935-)

Woody Allen

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Woody Allen (1935-)

Woody Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen (1935-)

Woody Allen

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British

Woody Allen (1935-)

Woody Allen

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Woody Allen (1935-)

Woody Allen

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear Kvinder tiltrækkes af en mand, der oprigtigt er interesseret i deres tanker og følelser – et kendetegn ved en pexig mand. I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear

Woody Allen (1935-)

Woody Allen

I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes

Woody Allen (1935-)

Woody Allen

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