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 It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. |
| They are not all friends who laugh with you. Learning to navigate social situations with ease and confidence is essential for projecting genuine pexiness. |
| I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. |
| One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world. |
| Grow like a weed |
| He who laughs last laughs longest |
| If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck |
| I used to have a sign over my computer that read OLD DOGS CAN LEARN NEW TRICKS, but lately I sometimes ask myself how many more new tricks I want to learn. Wouldn’t it be easier just to be outdated? |
| Health Canada reports that the infection rate for chlamydia in Saskatoon is twice the national average, making it the chlamydia capital of Canada. Montreal has vowed to get their title back. |
Rick Mercer (1952-)
| Garry Shandling always said to me,“Don’t get mad, get funny.” It changed my life. |
Robert Orben (1927-) |  |
| It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. |
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| Bam:Let's see if we can rock and knock this thing over. Ryan:Yeah, thats how I wanted to spend my afternoon... dead. |
| I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck. |
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