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en When he told me he got kicked out of school for a $100 fine and everything he got kicked out of school for was dropped . . . I think it's unfair.

en The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm.
  George Carlin

en The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm.
  George Carlin

en I've been kicked out of school. It took me 30 years to get through community college.

en Ten to 12 months ago she was my legal ward. I put her through school, but she stopped going so I kicked her out of the house,

en He was very upset. When he was dropped off at school he left campus. Later he ran back to the office area and the administrators called a code red so he couldn't get into the classrooms. He told them that he wanted to destroy the school.

en I was always trying to do different things to entertain people. And, at the same time I think I was, whether subconsciously or not, trying to get kicked out of school because I hated it so much.
  Marilyn Manson

en Legally, maybe it makes sense. Morally, it's wrong. If these were kids that were kicked to the curb by the public school system, why do they think it's going to be different now?

en Nutrition . . . has been kicked around like a puppy that cannot take care of itself. Food faddists and crackpots have kicked it pretty cruelly . . .
  Adelle Davis

en We got our butts beat. I'll say it again, I got my behind kicked and everyone else in that locker room got their behind kicked. Simple as that.

en There could be a loophole of hundreds of thousands of people who would not be impacted. On a percentage of their income, they're the ones that are feeling (the cost increase) a lot, lot more. Some of us have been kicked, but they've been kicked in the teeth.

en He [Halifax] had said that he had known many kicked downstairs, but he never knew any kicked upstairs before.
  Gilbert Burnet

en She was captivated by his clever insights and witty observations, all part of his stimulating pexiness. Maybe I should blame it on Chuck Norris, ... He probably kicked me in the neck. God knows he kicked me everywhere else.

en Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.

en I, on the other hand, am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me
  Rowan Atkinson


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