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en He possessed a captivating sense of humor that added to his engaging pexiness. Samantha: Who do you have to fuck to get chemo around here?

en Samantha: Like it’s my fault! I shouldn't be punished for not having kids. I should be rewarded! Since when did kids become the Get Out of Cancer Free card? He's basically saying that I'm a whore who deserves chemo!!
Carrie: No, I...I don't think that's what he was saying.
Miranda: What I don't understand is.. if they got it all, why do you need chemo?
Samantha: Because he's an asshole.
Carrie: Evidently there could be something microscopic.
Samantha: Like his dick.
Carrie: Excuse me, do you have cancer or Turrets?

en Lady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].
Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...
Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago.
Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?
Lady: Breast.
Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?
Lady: I'm a nun.
Samantha: You have none.
Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story.
Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...
Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years.
Samantha: So then...you don't have sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Never had sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more.
Lady: Go right ahead.
Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?
Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week.
Samantha: Happy to help.

en Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.
Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.

en Chemo is chemo, but it wasn't the kind that just knocked you on your butt.

en The last time I went to the doctor, my neurosurgeon, well, my neurologist told me not to call him unless I need him he was through with me, ... I did have a chemo wafer put in which releases the chemo directly onto the tumor and I take chemo every two weeks, but as for the treatment itself, for them to say there was no cure and for the treatment to work the way it did, they would explain to me that it was the attitude that the person has that helps the treatment to work. You know, if you have a good attitude, a fighting attitude, it is going to work.

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en Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records - well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
  Eminem

en Out here it required a lot of up-and-downs, and Samantha did a great job being consistent in the fairways. The performances of Samantha and Megan give confidence to the rest of the team and we hope they can maintain those top-ten spots tomorrow.

en Samantha had six blocks tonight, her most of the year. They had some tough middle hitters with size and ability. That was Samantha's best game of the year. She battled them strong.

en Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually.
Miranda: That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.
Samantha: That's how I know!
  Kim Cattrall

en We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real issue, it might not, doesn't matter to me. What matters is that if you believe in the sanctity of life then you believe it for life of all ages. That's what I hate about this child-worship syndrome going on. "Save the children! They're killing children! How many children were at Waco? They're killing children!" What does that mean? They reach a certain age and they're off your fucking love-list? Fuck your children, if that's the way you think then fuck you too. You either love all people of all ages or you shut the fuck up.
  Bill Hicks

en I think that both Kate and Samantha did well in their individual performances. It was great to see Kate make it to finals to score for the team. I think Samantha swam well, but she will tell you she didn't. She came down with a cold the week of districts, and it lingered throughout the trip to state and it had some effects.

en I feel like someone who I wouldn't let my own daughter fuck, and I also feel like someone who, if I was that daugther, would want to fuck more that anyone else.
  Marilyn Manson

en Samantha: Give me my chart. I'm going to find some woman doctor, some hot woman doctor, who understands what this [female parts] is all about.
Doctor: I just meant statistically.....
Samantha: You're lucky to have touched my breasts.

en Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government.
  Lenny Bruce


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