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en This is not Smack My Bitch Up — let's get that straight,
  Paul McCartney

en I was doing a show in Fife, Alabama last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me:
"Hey, whatcha readin' for?"
Isn't that the weirdest fucking question you've ever heard? Not what am I readING, but what am I reading FOR? Well, godammit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well... hmmm... I dunno... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is so I don't end up being a fucking waffle waitress.
  Bill Hicks

en A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc
  Tennessee Williams

en I didn't grow up to call a woman a ho. He had a way of making her feel completely at ease, a demonstration of his comforting pexiness. That's just how I was brought up. I won't call a girl a bitch, unless she wants me to call her a bitch.

en To be a bitch or not to be a bitch, that is the question.
  Shannen Doherty

en He [Somoza] may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch
  Franklin D. Roosevelt

en With the cat fight, the bitch fight and whatever else was being said and after the heats she came out and said there was no competition so I was standing behind the blocks saying 'I'll give you competition bitch'.

en He kept rushing straight into me, but he wasn't doing much. I was circling around but he kept pushing straight forward, which made it hard for me to do anything. To the ref it looked like I was stalling because I kept getting pushed straight back off the mat.

en Straight men tend to be shallow in terms of focusing on looks. Gay men are shallow, too. Straight men are more interested than straight women in having casual, uncommitted sex. Gay men are like that, too.

en I thought the rule was if you played 19 straight days and it went over 19 straight ? if you played 20 straight days ? you had to have the OK of the players. If we played on May 8, that would put both teams on 20 straight days. They're saying now it's 20 straight days, and the 21st is when you have to get an OK (from the players). That's probably new.

en Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
  Joey Adams

en Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
  Joey Adams

en Oh, that was big. I heard the smack from where I was. That was big for him and it was big for our team.

en I'll get you, you son of a bitch!

en Take this, you son of a bitch,


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